What the hell is all this fucking noise?

What the fuck? I am not drunk enough to deal with this.

Souji, you'd damn well better be sober.

OOC: Hijikata isn't cursed, and will probably be sober all week for a change.

I need a drink. I need enough to drink that I forget last week ever happened.

That brat's taking his time getting here, I bet he's doing it deliberately. Isami, you shoulda raised him better.